What to expect........

Welcome. You have happened upon my new Blog.

This is where I will come to empty my little brain. Sometimes that will not be pretty.

Sometimes I might talk about relevant stuff, like yarn or a current WIP, or something I have made, but alot of the time I will just ramble on about nothing in particular.

I am a creative, artistic, Piscean. I don't 'do' emotions that I don't fully understand, so there is a distinct lack of dignity, tact, patience, diplomacy, subtlety, etc in my life. My filter is damaged beyond repair too. I drink too much juniper juice and swear more than a Docker who has just stubbed his fucking toe, ripped the crapping nail right off, slid across a massive cocking cheese grater and then fallen into a vat of fucking salt.

I am accompanied by my twatty dog, who has a penchant for rolling in fox shit and dead stuff. He chases his own shadow for shits and giggles and rarely leaves my side incase I should leave him alone with the pissy cat for a few moments. He drives me bat shit crazy, as do most of my Humans, but I let them hang around anyway, incase I can't be bothered to walk to the fridge myself.

I sound terrible but I'm alright really, in small doses, and I always have snacklets of food about my person, so you'll never go hungry. I also give great cuddles and have a spectacular pair of tits.

Sometimes I might talk about relevant stuff, like yarn or a current WIP, or something I have made but alot of the time I will just ramble on about nothing in particular.

I also love colour.

So strap yourself in, grab the swears jar and enjoy a little journey into my warped and glittery mind.